7 confessions as to why the posts shouldn't be named as the current one.

Suddenly the count of bloggers has been raised by many folds. Every other person wants their shit to be known by every other's shit. The inside thing is 'Read a few famous blogs, copy their ideas, stuff them into your shit and hey! 'Post' is ready.'

"Jumbling of sentences with an aura of insensitivity by which these pretentious douches appraise self with a high end dignitary assessment of being the most humorous being."   seriously?!! 

Well am not being a declaratory here, but the commonest of my senses are still yielding pretty sounding results and it says the dumbs are spotted. 

What has happened to the fumbled  generation? These blogs are now much more taunting and strenuously expecting the readers to just swallow it to their intestines all that they see there. 
Over that these pretty unusual and click-baiting names that are shoving it up. 

Here's few dumbery inventions/introductions. 

1. 10 things why you should date a gujju gal
2. 17 (why not make it a even no. Mofo) to believe you have a sex appeal. *like seriously :(*
3. 8 things to do in a party. 
4. 11 reasons to be happy. 

Give me 5 reasons why I shouldn't wack your faces down????

Such low has the level gone for the newbies to provoke out readers.
Quality has been deteriorating. Hadn't it been a tiring year I would like to confess here that exploitation of blogging should be stopped and we reside our minds in peace by reading some quality work and so we just let it be the old classic way. 

Some say get trendy to get along for conversations, few opt for flattering and the real ones keep it simple. ;) 

Obsessed waiting.

Some of my weird experiences and observations that has lead to few unusual conclusions that might just get nasty for many of us who deal with an othrodoxy society. Without naming a few individuals I would like to draw your attention towards the culprits that have actually started the debugging of our entire social community which can get on to an abrupt extinction only because the existing ones are not valuing or either justifying self for being craving of things that are for instant  satisfaction. This list also includes people deliberately commit mistakes and our part is to play the blame game. 
Duh! how annoying is that!! 

I have been observing this traumatic society for two decades and a couple of years now. Has it been a wonderful dream of living a non suspicious life for decades to come, but at the same time its so tragic where people are judging out things based on their past experiences and analytical stats.
 Neah its A BIG NO!!! 
Not worth to accept it at all. 
This is purely for the reason things are exploited to the extent where I personally feel blue whales extinction was also a amusing thing to think upon. 
Have it either on the side where people are just about to collapse their sole purpose of existence as it has always been sulking on the condescending part of a sadness peak. 
However the stochastics has been quite confusing as to where the dependence of 'these' stats of the wildest dream can get you where you have been admiring to be. 
Here is an appeal to all those mood graffiti people to subject your timing issues with a propaganda to coherent the timings and let the waiters taste their worth of waiting for long just for you. 
Being nice is always good and so apply it for self.

Socrates of love.

Every one in this world is short of something. And obviously its not LOVE. *swag those who said it.* 
Its just few hours of sleep, or may be a hug from a close one. Also we can take into account the amount of currency in their jeans add-ons. 
This state of combulation of people's mind is actually been mislead as Love, care, emotions and loads & loads of bullshit. But its actually the irritation you're going through coz of your roommate who didn't knock the door while you were exploring some the God's wonderful creations of the opposite gender, or may be the maid didn't switch on the fan once she was finished cleaning, and the ultimate when the watchman was out and you had to open the gate pulling out your big car or finally it can be for that 4th floor wali ITEM not responding usually. Whatevr it is, its surely not coz of LOVE. 
Movies and Chetan Bhagat has made it so tough for the people to consider any unusual happening as other than "love". Why bitches, WHY???  
Had it been a trail of the following sitcoms on a rise it was an unsurvivable atmosphere created by these scums that could doubt the human intelligence. Sitcoms were :-

1. Obvious one "The Big Bang theory" 
2. Another obvious "Sherlock" 
3. Breaking Bad
4. Two broke Gals
5. Hustle
6. Suits
7. Elementary 
also who can forget the most saving show 'FRIENDS'

And a lot more who secured our neurological balance and gave us a bloom in this parasitic love leach world. Now the time is stand against the odds and rivals of peace, calm, sleep, sleep and again sleep. 

Ps:- allow Suarez to love bite few of the nuisance makers :p ;) 

#love #scum #peace #ignored #sleep #sitcoms #chetan #bhagat #swag #leach #homies

Tunneling our way

Been a couple of days I was driving my way to office and a blow of foul odour stuck me causing an in furious flame for the ones who are the reason for the same. Thus I express my view in this post as to how such dolls be handled.

Open air is the most craving thing while you're travelling these days. As you're about to open up the nostrils of the adjacent flaps and an odour fills up which is the same you find in an ammonia production laboratory while you are on a hunt to find the hydro(flamboyant) acid. The plexus of all the different degrees of the odour that are been owned by the by-products from ammonia are forcibly entered and are challenged to shove up the persons wind pipe along with lungs to be filled with insanity. Whenever a fart is been eluded on a face the expression of the human who has experienced it is similar to the duck face ppl now days make up for their Instagram selfies(no-filter batches :/). And also the aroma of the degraded vegetables at a market place which are to be explored along with the dumping grounds that were once used to develop Careers in cricket or football. Considering these couple of scenarios together it becomes more horror than movie filming the worst zombies. Thus travelling these days is a task you perform in order to reach a destination which is an hour away. 
My intention is to create tunnels that are gastrophobic along with odour-free space where one could feel the air and calm their redemption. The tunnel must contain some of the nicest smelling pearls and the fragrances from around the world that could offer propensity of peace and shallow our souls from impurities. 
Few of the suggestions for the tunnels are equipping it with alcohol and some rare exotics cuisines. Basically making the travelling part exciting and interesting which is yet a distant dream. 

Ps: add on your suggestions to comments below. 

Proximity of sexuality

Something which men crave for and the most ultimate happening activity is considered common activity now. As we have always crowded the fact that once you're a jerk it happens to remain until you are blowjobbed by seven different gals. So the hunt begins when an initiative is been taken up for the blowing job. Penultimate genders are being arranged in a trivial order just to ensure that the dismal of the task doesn't take place.

Now to describe the sequential order in which a single blow job has to be received is given by Two rules :-

• Wear clean boxers and don't let it stink. 
• Let her do it her way, all are good at blowing stop interrupting her.

After a reasonable time to evacuate the hormonal endeavour, get yourself a power nap for say 4.26 mins to get the balance in the fluids coming out of your body. The enlargement of few of the organs is an indication that the things are going pretty well. Let the lower person take you higher as sky and push you while the climax is on.
"Finally, in heaven " . Were you in hell till now? The daftness amongst you can lead to a very disastrous end that can cause the damage of the parasite that resided in you for that moment. People always  been Keen to engarve you once you have left the hormonal control untouched. 
         
Its been few years from now that I experienced a similar situation where my liquid balance was disturbed as I tried nailing couple of them together while back in India to u get exhausted in the first half itself. Thus from then I have been doubly assuring the task as when it is applied for me.

So when the final one arrives it's only the the muscle hanging, the contraction has gone long back. In which the recipient is been cunning onto the blowers to get rid of the task which is a sign of a weak being. Thus the request is to slow down the blowing process, pre sexual integrations and dolt being. Just be the man and not the sex slave.