Showing posts with label stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stuff. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Confusingly sorted.

A bank is the most boring place to be at and yet the most visited too. 
A Hospital is where we experience the saddest moments and yet we go there when in need.

The Local trains of Mumbai are crowded and yet we look for a seat or try fighting for one. Everyone is up and about in a hurry yet no one reaches on time. Temples are meant to be the most peaceful places but they are surrounded with all the high pitched speakers.

Cycling is the purest form of transport for humans and makes us closer to nature as well, yet we avoid it the most. Public transport is meant for public and we see the traffic moves slow because of private vehicles. 

It is not always that the toppers of class that make it to the best position. 
Intelligence is when you are able to convince fools. 

It's also when a person from the inside of the room says 'nobody' is allowed to enter. 'How did he enter in the first place?' 
The deeper the water the more stable it looks. 
Can a wireless gadget stay away from a wire? *charger I meant :p*

Tell me if you're under something then it means you're already under its possession, than how can they say you're UNDER arrest when you're caught doing wrong for the first time? 

In a savings account in India, the inflation never let us save anything in these accounts. 
When people say the veggies are fresh, I beg to disagree. Since when were they considered for the fresh's criteria? 

Now if a person catches the live wire, where does the 'live' term in this person-wire scenario fall in? Is it that the live person is alive till the wire touches the person where it looses the liveliness? 

A query is formed to either quantify the amount of curiosity in the statement or it's the enthusiasm in the solver to descend the query with a justified solution. 

They say all 'Men are dogs'. This statement confuses me at a biological level as to how can all men be dogs with each one representing every other one in the second set. 
How do you address the sex of a male/female? 

Lastly, 
is it that the time is running or the earth?

I understand that some of you may be pulling your hair out by now. Some may start a fight when they spot me. While some may be scratching their heads at a few of the framings above. I started with this to kill boredom while standing in a queue in the bank but it pushed me far from the limit of boredom and I ended up at the other side.

Thus, 

Confuse a confused mind to clear the original confusion and start with a new one. ;) 

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Proximity of sexuality

Something which men crave for and the most ultimate happening activity is considered common activity now. As we have always crowded the fact that once you're a jerk it happens to remain until you are blowjobbed by seven different gals. So the hunt begins when an initiative is been taken up for the blowing job. Penultimate genders are being arranged in a trivial order just to ensure that the dismal of the task doesn't take place.

Now to describe the sequential order in which a single blow job has to be received is given by Two rules :-


  • Wear clean boxers and don't let it stink. 
  • Let her do it her way, all are good at blowing stop interrupting her.



After a reasonable time to evacuate the hormonal endeavour, get yourself a power nap for say 4.26 mins to get the balance in the fluids coming out of your body. The enlargement of few of the organs is an indication that the things are going pretty well. Let the lower person take you higher as sky and push you while the climax is on.
"Finally, in heaven " . Were you in hell till now? The daftness amongst you can lead to a very disastrous end that can cause the damage of the parasite that resided in you for that moment. People always  been Keen to engarve you once you have left the hormonal control untouched. 
         
Its been few years from now that I experienced a similar situation where my liquid balance was disturbed as I tried nailing couple of them together while back in India to u get exhausted in the first half itself. Thus from then I have been doubly assuring the task as when it is applied for me.

So when the final one arrives it's only the the muscle hanging, the contraction has gone long back. In which the recipient is been cunning onto the blowers to get rid of the task which is a sign of a weak being. Thus the request is to slow down the blowing process, pre sexual integrations and dolt being. Just be the man and not the sex slave.