Socrates of love.

Every one in this world is short of something. And obviously its not LOVE. *swag those who said it.* 
Its just few hours of sleep, or may be a hug from a close one. Also we can take into account the amount of currency in their jeans add-ons. 
This state of combulation of people's mind is actually been mislead as Love, care, emotions and loads & loads of bullshit. But its actually the irritation you're going through coz of your roommate who didn't knock the door while you were exploring some the God's wonderful creations of the opposite gender, or may be the maid didn't switch on the fan once she was finished cleaning, and the ultimate when the watchman was out and you had to open the gate pulling out your big car or finally it can be for that 4th floor wali ITEM not responding usually. Whatevr it is, its surely not coz of LOVE. 
Movies and Chetan Bhagat has made it so tough for the people to consider any unusual happening as other than "love". Why bitches, WHY???  
Had it been a trail of the following sitcoms on a rise it was an unsurvivable atmosphere created by these scums that could doubt the human intelligence. Sitcoms were :-

1. Obvious one "The Big Bang theory" 
2. Another obvious "Sherlock" 
3. Breaking Bad
4. Two broke Gals
5. Hustle
6. Suits
7. Elementary 
also who can forget the most saving show 'FRIENDS'

And a lot more who secured our neurological balance and gave us a bloom in this parasitic love leach world. Now the time is stand against the odds and rivals of peace, calm, sleep, sleep and again sleep. 

Ps:- allow Suarez to love bite few of the nuisance makers :p ;) 

#love #scum #peace #ignored #sleep #sitcoms #chetan #bhagat #swag #leach #homies

Tunneling our way

Been a couple of days I was driving my way to office and a blow of foul odour stuck me causing an in furious flame for the ones who are the reason for the same. Thus I express my view in this post as to how such dolls be handled.

Open air is the most craving thing while you're travelling these days. As you're about to open up the nostrils of the adjacent flaps and an odour fills up which is the same you find in an ammonia production laboratory while you are on a hunt to find the hydro(flamboyant) acid. The plexus of all the different degrees of the odour that are been owned by the by-products from ammonia are forcibly entered and are challenged to shove up the persons wind pipe along with lungs to be filled with insanity. Whenever a fart is been eluded on a face the expression of the human who has experienced it is similar to the duck face ppl now days make up for their Instagram selfies(no-filter batches :/). And also the aroma of the degraded vegetables at a market place which are to be explored along with the dumping grounds that were once used to develop Careers in cricket or football. Considering these couple of scenarios together it becomes more horror than movie filming the worst zombies. Thus travelling these days is a task you perform in order to reach a destination which is an hour away. 
My intention is to create tunnels that are gastrophobic along with odour-free space where one could feel the air and calm their redemption. The tunnel must contain some of the nicest smelling pearls and the fragrances from around the world that could offer propensity of peace and shallow our souls from impurities. 
Few of the suggestions for the tunnels are equipping it with alcohol and some rare exotics cuisines. Basically making the travelling part exciting and interesting which is yet a distant dream. 

Ps: add on your suggestions to comments below. 

Proximity of sexuality

Something which men crave for and the most ultimate happening activity is considered common activity now. As we have always crowded the fact that once you're a jerk it happens to remain until you are blowjobbed by seven different gals. So the hunt begins when an initiative is been taken up for the blowing job. Penultimate genders are being arranged in a trivial order just to ensure that the dismal of the task doesn't take place.

Now to describe the sequential order in which a single blow job has to be received is given by Two rules :-

• Wear clean boxers and don't let it stink. 
• Let her do it her way, all are good at blowing stop interrupting her.

After a reasonable time to evacuate the hormonal endeavour, get yourself a power nap for say 4.26 mins to get the balance in the fluids coming out of your body. The enlargement of few of the organs is an indication that the things are going pretty well. Let the lower person take you higher as sky and push you while the climax is on.
"Finally, in heaven " . Were you in hell till now? The daftness amongst you can lead to a very disastrous end that can cause the damage of the parasite that resided in you for that moment. People always  been Keen to engarve you once you have left the hormonal control untouched. 
         
Its been few years from now that I experienced a similar situation where my liquid balance was disturbed as I tried nailing couple of them together while back in India to u get exhausted in the first half itself. Thus from then I have been doubly assuring the task as when it is applied for me.

So when the final one arrives it's only the the muscle hanging, the contraction has gone long back. In which the recipient is been cunning onto the blowers to get rid of the task which is a sign of a weak being. Thus the request is to slow down the blowing process, pre sexual integrations and dolt being. Just be the man and not the sex slave.